Talking Wrist Watch For The Blind

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A topologist is a person who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief."
A psychologist is man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A schoolteacher is a disillusioned person who used to think they liked children.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

L O L 9/10

2007-04-14 05:52:45 by chrisisback

This video points out Important things to consider when selecting talking watches for visually impaired or blind people in your life.

1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things
he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the
personality to be an accountant.

4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because
that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the
plane.

5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you
had in a way you don't understand.

6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a
black cat that isn't there.

7. A topologist is a someone who doesn't know the difference between
a coffee cup and doughnut.

8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls
it a "brief."

9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a
beautiful girl enters the room.

10. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

11. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and
tells you the time.

12. A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a
strip club at least once.

*All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

*Beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the
armpit level on a woman; but only to waist level on the man lying
beside her.

*The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.
No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can
travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty


*When they are alone, foreigners prefer to speak English to each
other.

*If you are a hero, you never face charges for manslaughter or
criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste by your
actions.

*You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

*Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in second

thanks a lot for always sharing nice things...have a good day

2006-06-30 15:00:36 by manofwordsddn

Price: $9.95 $18.95

Not your typical alarm
A touch Of a button tells you what time it is!
Quartz movement

1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today.

3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.

6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isnt there.

7. A topologist is a someone who doesnt know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.

8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

10. A professor is one who talks in someone elses sleep.

11. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

12. A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Not bad.

2008-09-08 06:46:50 by jokeduck

Features a friendly female voice that can be programmed with a pleasant message, such as good morning
Has 4 alarm settings for morning, lunch, dinner, and bedtime
Remind the user when to take their pills up to 4 times daily

Job Descriptions

1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today.

3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.

6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isnt there.

7. A topologist is a someone who doesnt know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.

8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

10. A professor is one who talks in someone elses sleep.

11. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

12. A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

Yep! LOL.
You got'em "down pat"! LOL.

2007-03-20 00:40:03 by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder

I dont know. I guess I have been feeling pretty low about everything.
It started about a month ago when I met this guy a rollerskating. He works at the counter and my friend and I were kind of flirting with him.
Hes a year older than me. but he gave me his cell number. for the first week, all we did was text each other. Just talking about the randomist things, like what we were watching on tv or something like that. I went rollerskating with my friends every Friday and Saturday just so that I could see him. After the first week I noticed that he was all I could think about. And I've never felt this way about a guy. But then I found out that he's really in love with this girl that goes to his school. not long ago, he was really upset because the girl told him that she only likes him like a friend. he was talking to me on facebook. I told him that the girl is a blind idiot for not likeing him and he told me that If i wanted I could message her and tell her. So I did and me and the girl got talking. i told her that she should talk to the guy and so she did.
For the next few days I was sad because When ever I said Hi to the guy he told me he was busy. So i figured that him and the girl were dating. I told my friend about how I just caused a guy I really like to get together with some girl. She asked me why I would do that and i said "I guess when someone means so much to you, all you want is to see them happy. even if it means making yourself sad.
anyways. one time I replied to him saying "your always busy, what r u doing" he answered saying "when i say i'm busy, it means leave me alone, not keep answering." so i thought he was mad at me and i basically cried because...well i dont know why! anyways last friday when i went rollerskating he was working at the counter and when he put the wrist band on me he said "i've been busy" so i said "I noticed" kinda harshly and walked away. later that night he was talking with my bestfriend and he told her that he thinks i'm mad at him. and my friend told him about how i was upset because he yelled at me. then he told my friend it was because he was upset about the girl. since the girl told him that she isnt at all attracted to him. I was talking to the guy on facebook and I asked him why he didnt just tell me why he was upset. And he said he did when he was putting on the wrist band, but I ingnored him and walked away. I felt really bad and told him that I would never do that.
Anyways the point is that he really loves someone else. but that person doesnt love him. but I do love him and yet he see's nothing in me. the whole in my heart hurts so much, to the point where i'm crying on the floor rolled up in a ball. Why is this so hard for me? am I the only one who goes through this? because it feels like it. I dont know what I'm going to do because i'm going rollerskating on Friday and hes going to be there.
oh yeah and he already knows how I feel. my 'friends' told him

Well I dont know what to say..All I can say is if he dosnt like you then just be his friend, && trust me I know better than anyone how hard that can be. Maybe I should tell you my story. I had this best friend and I knew him for almost 2 years. I told him everything about me, we hung out all the time, well until one day last year I knew for sure I was in love with him. But the really sad part about it was didnt love me. He basically told me to my face not to love him && he said we could never be together. I loved him with all of my heart and all he had was a little crush on me. I was soooo hurt. I cried about it and cried about it. So yes i agree with you, it is hard to love someone who dosnt love you, and it is hard to love someone who dosnt barley knows you exsist. But the thing is..you will be okay. TRUST ME! You will be just fine=) && remember with everyday, comes a new healing. I agree with you also, yes love is very, very hard and love hurts. But dont be too sad about it now, because when something harder comes along in your life, you will think back and say how stupid you felt for waisting so much time on one guy who didnt even open up his eyes long enough to realize what a good thing hes got.Im only seventeen and I realized this at a young age. Right now, to tell you the truth love is the last thing on my mind. Im going threw so much harder stuff that if I come out this alive I will know for a fact I can go threw a little broken heart. It may not seem like this at the moment, but you will be okay. This is what you call an optional situation. You have an option to stay sad or you can get up and move with your life the best way you know how. Dont let no one, AND I MEAN NO ONE, steal away your joy. Dont chase no guy, but let the guy chase you. Lol=) If hes smart then he will so enough wake up and realize that he needs you as much as you need him.=)Well I hoped I help!

2009-10-14 17:31:46 by Livvy R