Talking Alarm Clock For The Blind

“Ever…Ever...Ever!” A voice yelled.
"Wh-what?" I murmured sleepily.
"It's almost six in the evening. You missed all your classes."
"You got to be kidding!" I grabbed my alarm clock and saw time. I never overslept, how could this happen? "I can't believe this. I seriously cannot believe that I've spent the entire day in bed." I repeated in disbelief.
"Stop beating yourself up about it, I do it at least once a week." Sarah shrugged casually.
A knock at the door ceased the temporary pandemonium. A young man poked his head through the door.
"Sorry, I heard a commotion and was concerned." His hair was cropped and spiked, his jade green eyes sparkled as he flashed a dazzling apologetic smile.
"Oh Ever, this is Nico. He is our new neighbour. His housemates are waiting downstairs in the lounge." Sarah chirped, nudging me to get up and entertain these people.
"Sorry Nico, I’ve been asleep all day, I think I might have a bug or something."
"If you are ill, let me fetch you a doctor, we have our own private family physician."
"Thanks, but I'll be okay." I replied, forcing myself to be cheerful. The truth was that I did feel really funny; all my senses seemed to be much more sensitive then normal. It felt as if the volume of the people talking was on full blast.
"A bit of fresh air will do you good!" Sarah announced marching over to the window and then throwing back the curtains. The sunlight from the window filled the room and I instantly covered my eyes. It was blinding, and my eyes where burning in response.
Seconds later I heard the swish of curtains and Sarah jumping back.
"Holy cow, you move fast!" she said surprised.
"My apologies, I could see that the light was hurting Ever's eyes and thought it was probably unwise to open the curtains." Nico said cordially.
Still blind, I lay on the bed panicking as I tried to control myself, and deal with the intense burning in my eyes.
“Hey Damen, have you decided to join us?” squealed Sara.
"I brought Ever a cold towel for her eyes." replied who I thought must have been Damen.
"Uh, Sarah shall we go downstairs and see Jake, he must be getting lonely." Nico suggested. Please Sarah, I pleaded silently; don't leave me in the care of a complete stranger.
"Poor Jake!" Sarah replied scurrying out the room with Nico and leaving me blind with Damen.
“We better go too.” I said sitting up and numbly feeling for the edge of the bed.
“Please lay back down, you're unwell.” Damen ordered, gently pushing me back down onto the bed, and then placing a cold compress over my eyes. The pain ceased temporarily and I relaxed myself, hoping that the misery would end soon. Damen’s voice was soothing and made me feel calm in these strange circumstances, even though my heart was fluttering nervously.
"You should wear sunglasses during the day, to stop the sun from hurting your eyes." His voice seemed to be very close to me; I flinched and slowly moved away.
"I don't have any sunglasses." I replied nervously.
"You can borrow mine." He replied softly, turning over the cold compress.
"Hey guys, Jake made this drink for Ever!" Sarah said giving the glass to Damen, who then placed it next to me.
"What's in it Sarah?" I asked carefully picking up the glass.
“She’s gone.” Damen said.
Feeling annoyed, I began to down the mystery drink that Jake had made. To my surprise it tasted delicious; the hot sticky liquid ran down my throat and numbed the pain with each sip I took. It was then, I realised how parched my throat had felt before. Damen took the empty glass away, and then lightly stroked my forehead. His hands felt cold and I shivered while pulling away.
"Your hands are so cool." I said sleepily as his fingertips skimmed lightly across my skin.
"Go to sleep Ever." Damen murmured, his voice willed me to sleep, making my whole body relaxed and calm. Unable to stay awake any longer, I once again fell into a deep sleep.

- Thanks alot (:

You spelled 'neighbor' incorrectly.

"Oh Ever, this is Nico. He is our new neighbor. His housemates are waiting downstairs in the lounge," Sarah chirped, nudging me to get up and entertain these people.

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Separate this into two sentences:
"If you are ill, let me fetch you a doctor. We have our own private family physician."

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In a few of the sentences where people are talking you may want to replace the period with a comma.
For example place a comma after the word 'eyes'
"I brought Ever a cold towel for her eyes," replied who I thought must have been Damen.
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But other than that it looks good. Most of your quotes are
"Sentence here," said somebody.

You can split it up in the middle to add variation for example:

"Oh Ever, this is Nico," Sarah chirped, "he is our new neighbor. His housemates are waiting downstairs in the lounge." She nudged me indicating that I need to get up and entertain these people.

*Don't forget to start a new paragraph and indent every time you change speakers. Also, I'm not sure where you're from, but in the US we spell realize with a 'z', but if you're from England then they spell it with an 's'.

2010-01-26 15:06:40 by Nikki Robertson

Stylish Talking Alarm Clock would be ideal for blind person. With a pleasant English voice, announces the time when press the dome. Mini size with ...

don't say something like "you have too much time on your hands" i found this on the internet and simply copied and pasted it, you can tell i didn't type it all because it's far more than 1000 characters, whoever can answer the most or if it's possible ALL these questions will earn 10 points and most importantly, my respect
BEGIN :)


What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

Here you go, have fun.

What's the difference between a novel and a book? a book can be about anything, like an instructional book, or a picture book but a novel is a storey.

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 72

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Yes

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? Probably not

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? No, it's a cold hot -pocket

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? Evolution is a lie, we were created by God

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Moisture, because it can't fully stick until it's dry

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Robert Stack works for the department of redundancy department.

Do penguins have knees? Yes, tiny short knees

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? No one's ever told me that.

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? Sally is six and is not a savy business woman yet. She's still learning.

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Neither, in reference.

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? His mom was sleeping around.

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? No, two small humps hold the same amount as one big hump.

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? No.

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? Duck is being used as a verb and most verbs aren't offensive, while chicken is saying something about your qualities

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? If it turns out you're innocent they should, and if you're not that's ok because your new home is at the prison and you don't have to worry about that door, it's the least of your problems.

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? No.

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? maybe but it would be so small it would be insignificant.

Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
No, if you can see the future you don't use your eyes

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? Because people love to give their opinion twice as much as asking for an opinion

Can you cry underwater? Yes

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? Not if they have the "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" sign too.

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? No just African elephant.

Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? Blue gumballs do.

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? They bring in another set of doctors to work on them both and if they get the sergon up and runing quicker, he can continue.

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? Parents aren't perfect.

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? yes, but when you're sad you slouch and you're head isn't over your heels anymore.

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? She didn't

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? Not if they are completely bald.

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? Because people out there sue over crap like that.

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? No.

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? Some people can. Like some jazz musicians can breath in their nose and blow out their mouth to play a trumpet.

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? Yeah, he's "up" in front of an audience so yeah.

When the French swear do they say pardon my English? Nope, they don't care.

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? If they had hearing at one time they may hear the words, but most likely they recall the conversation and see the person and their signs, just like you can recall a person talking to you and invisioning them saying the words.

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? Hype. All hype.

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? They're right, if you wait long enough things will materialize in your fridge.

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Transformation not only changes the object but the color too.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Human nature.

Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? I think they call them late no matter if they died early or late or whenever.

Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast? Hell is multipurpose, it could also mean cold as in "cold as hell" it's a word to use when you don't know what else to use to compare something to.

If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans? If you're half as thirsty a half a can will serve as a serving.

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? A queen, of course (unless he's the more dominate one then he can be the king and the other can be the queen.

Why are red buttons always the most important? The human eye notices red quickly and red often signifies danger or off limits. It's pretty universal.

How is chess considered a sport? it's a sport of the mind.

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? it's not, it's drool if it runs out of your mouth, awake or asleep, and spit is a noun but is made by the action of spit or spitting.

If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? No one cares.

If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? degraded is a subjective term, so you would have to ask them how they feel about it.

If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs? Yes, and eyebrows too.

Would you die if you didn't pee? possibly.

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
I think everyone invisions a man over 6' 4" to talk in a deep voice like that.

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. Usually the person or persons who make statement 1 aren't always the same that make statement 2.

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. The root word of Easter has to do with being fertle and eggs and birth, you should google it for complete history of Easter.

When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? They CAN,the question is what does it mean.

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles? The swirling marks inside are like that of marble. and possibly at one time maybe they were made from marble, I don't know.

If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up? YOu would fall back down to the center.

Could you be a closet claustrophobic? Yes.

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them? Why would they need to be treated for it?

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? Have you tried it? Then how would you know?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go? it evens out.

Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head? Intelligent design: God knew it would s-ck for us if all our hair grew like that.

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror? He's fine but looses his 7 lives.

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Most folks want to stay and make a vacation out of it and bring along three comforts fot the stay.

Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? Well maybe we should start.

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? It's just gloves thy're not attached, he can take them off.

Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? Nobody eats it as it is, why go through the trouble of putting it in a can.

Can you slam a revolving door? Yes, it will do no good.

How young can you be, but still die of old age? Didn't you already ask this?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? Enter from one side, get the clover and then back up so you don't actually pass all the way under it.

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? no and no.

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? yeah you asked this one already too.

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? It's more fun that way, besides he wasn't that civilized, he didn't ever wear pants.

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? Hopefully you don't get an infection.

Can you read a picture book? yes.

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? it is usually so thick it doesn't need shaking except to expel it from the bottle.

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? The second tTuesday of every other month.

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? only if you eat her upper half.

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts! Child labor is cruel.

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? You will be able to see yourself since the goggles amplify the available light.

if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19? It stays 21.

What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8? We all laugh then cry.

What shape is the sky? spherical-ish.

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? This one is a reapeat.

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? Once again, people sue over these kinds of things so yes, it has to be on there.

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? just blinking.

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? well you could shoot other stuff, not just them.

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? I can't judge something I have no knowledge of.

Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic? It just sounded good.

Ok I missed one, so what?

2007-01-02 23:53:58 by bananarepublic

Price: $12.95 $12.95

Hourly announcement
Large, easy-to-find talk button
Hi/Lo volume switch

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

extremely long and you only repeated 2 very good
Why when people go to the bathroom they say they are going to take a dump, shouldn't they leave one instead?

2006-12-07 14:36:31 by Happy as can be

Magnetic back
Counts up or down to 24 hours
3/4" display

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

Haha, very funny. Those questions are the ones that will continue to baffle man no matter how technically advanced they become.

2006-10-09 19:12:54 by nafarius333

Ok. Here goes. A couple years after my parents and I moved into this house, we started seeing, hearing and feeling strange things. My best friend has witnessed some of this stuff too. Two times, my mother has been woken up by a gray silhouette touching her. Last Christmas, my mother was wrapping presents for my cousins by the tree, my dog was in the kitchen, our cats were in my room and my dad was watching tv. One of my dogs toys rolled across the floor and freaked my parents out. A couple weeks ago, my mom was laying in bed and she felt something touch her heal 3 times in a row. She thought it was the dog but he was on the floor. Another time she was in her closet looking for a picture and she felt what felt like my dogs tail go across her back and she turned to look and my dog was on the bed dead asleep. My dad has been touched the same way, thinking it was my dog he looked and the dog was in the living room. The day my aunt way buried, my dad was in the bathroom and my mom has one of those old clock radio alarm clock things. You have to push the button up 2 times to get the radio to come on. Well, the radio came on by itself with the song I'LL BE WATCHING YOU ( Every step you take, every breath you make.....etc.) He freaked. My best friend and I have sat up many times all night trying to catch something. One time, we audio recorded the room and another time we video recorded it. One night on the audio, we got doors opening and closing. No one opened or shut anything. And on the video, we could hear a little girl singing and a man talking. And you can faintly hear a band playing. At 2:30 this morning, I was sitting in the living room watching tv, and I heard a door open. I thought it was my dad going to the bathroom. I didn't hear any noise after that so I looked and the closet door in the hallway was open and my cat was sitting there hissing at it. I was like wtf...ok? Then, the patio door in the kitchen, the blinds started moving and both my cats were in the living room with me and the dog was in my parents room. I finally said screw it and went to bed. Then, i was in the living room earlier and a foil pan flew off the top of the refridgeratior. My mom picked up and threw it towards the back. Later, my dad was in the living room messing with the fireplace, the dog was on the floor, i was leaning up against my bedroom door and my mom was in the bathroom. It sounded like someone knocking on the door. My dog started going off and my dad and I looked at each other. My dad went to the door and the DAMN GARAGE DOOR WAS SHUT! No one could get in there!!!!! But my mom didn't hear anything. Then, i was standing in the kitchen talking to my mom in the living room and i said SO HELP ME GOD IF THAT PAN GOES FLYING OFF THE FRIDGE I'M OUTTA HERE.!! Just as I said that my mom watched it go flying off the top. What the heck??? Is my house haunted? If so....what do I do???
We've watched Ghost Hunters....but have no idea how to get ahold of them.
this isnt fake.
and i wouldn't waste my talent for writing on a fucking book about my house. GO TO TALK TO TUCKER! You can find the samn damn thing

It sounds like your house could be haunted. But it doesn't matter what anyone on here thinks, what matters is what you think. If this is a recurring problem in your household, as it clearly is, then you probably want to get it checked out.

Here's a website for you to contact TAPS:
http://www.the-atlantic-paranormal-socie ty.com/communicate/contactus.html

Maybe we'll be seeing you on their next season?!?!
Best of luck

2008-12-21 18:21:09 by Cinderbell