Braille Toilet Sign

chuck norris is so smart, Stephen hawkings stood up to bow down to him

Chuck norris eats pencils and markers for breakfest, and shits out masterpieces

chuck norris's dog is trained to pick up it's own poop because chuck norris wont take shit from anyone.

if chuck norrris had a dollar and you had a dollar, chuck norris would could your ass and take your dollar

chuck norris just pissed your pants

chuck norris once inhaled a seagull

the great wall of china was modeled after chuck norris's pectoral muscles. this explains the large number of dead Asians buried within the wall.

chuck norris eats coal and shits diamonds

chuck norris once at a rubik's cube and poop it out solved

it never rains on chuck norris

chuck norris screwed your wife while u were out on a business trip. TOUGH SHIT

it is commonly known that eve was created from the rib of adam, but few know that chuck norris was actually created using adams genitals.

when chuck norris farts, it smells like freshly baked cinnamon rolls

when chuck norris was on a holiday in spain, he ate some bad paella, causing him to take the largest shit known to man. that shit is now france.

chuck norris is the only person to kick you in the back of the face

chuck norris is where babies come from

when the incredible hulk gets angry he turns into chuck norris

chuck norris took 3 of every animal on his ark. then he called noah a pussy and roundhouse kicked a minotaur.

the movie Rambo: First Blood was inspired by chuck norris's experience as a boy scout

alien vs predator was an autobiographical depicition of chuck norris's first sexual experience

the symbol for chuck norris in sign language is the middle finger on fire

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

the movie anaconda was filmed in chuck norris's pants

when you open up a can of whoop ass, chuck norris comes out

chuck norris roundhouse kicked cancer so hard it gave it aids

a handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. it is actually in fact a warning that the spot belongs to chuck norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

chuck norris clogs the toilet when he pisses

chuck norris can speak braille

chuck norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost

chuck norris is so american, he can eat tyranny and shit apple pie

chuck norris has braille on his boots so even blind people will know whats coming

someone once bet chuck norris he couldnt take a shit on the ceiling. Michelangelo still owe's him ten bucks

chuck norris's calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd. no one fools chuck norris

rosa parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for chuck norris

chuck norris once had an erection while laying facedown, he then struck oil

chuck norris cleans the wax out of his ears with a shotgun

Mr. T once defeated chuck norris in a game of tic-tac-toe. In retaliation, chuck norris invented racism

when superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. when chuck norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an african child to work on his diamond mines.

chuck norris is always on top during sex because chuck norris doesnt fuck up

death once had a near---chuck norris experience

chuck norris doesnt sleep he waits...

thanks people's please comment on jokes

haha nice i like this one
jesus can walk on water. chuck norris can swim in land

2008-12-12 17:19:41 by Denis B

one Chuck Norris. The Sun got Chuck Norris burn. Chuck Norris can speak Braille and hear Sign Language. Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck ...

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.


You Might Be a Redneck if...


You take your dog for a walk and both use the same tree.


You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter.


Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.


You burn your yard rather than mow it.


The Salvation Army declines your mattress.


You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.


You come back from the dump with more than you took.


You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.


Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.


Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.


You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.


You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.


You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.


You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.


You have a rag for a gas cap.


Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.


You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.


You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.


Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.


You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.


The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.


Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.


You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.


A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.


You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.


You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.


You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.


And last, but not least...


Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth, so you take them out to see what it is!
Martin I do not make these up. I get them off a site and copy and paste. So feel free to laugh, because that is why they are posted. Capish?
(((ozzie))) you are riot do you know it? rotfl

I didn no the wal mart was a city??!!!?? The others make sence though. Cept that rag and a gas cap. Whats a gas cap?
Once my hat blowed off my haed and went in the pond,and my nephew went infinite and brought er back

2009-11-09 19:37:37 by Camille

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