Braille Maker

What is the speed of dark?
When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
What's another word for synonym?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
When sign-makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How can there be self-help groups?
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You have a WEIRD and WONDERFUL mind!! I LOVE IT!! I think I love YOU!!!! Thanks for the grin-maker.

2006-10-18 18:17:02 by Ellis S

Trailer I made for a Flash page at uni. made in 3d Movie Maker.

So again I was slack and '04 went to voting here are the results...

1-The College Dropout-Kanye West(8 Votes)
=2 A Long Hot Summer-Masta Ace(5 Votes)
=2 Encore-Eminem(5 Votes)
=3 Urban Legend-T.I.(4 Votes)
=3 Death is Certain-Royce da 5'9"(4 Votes)
=3 Street's Disciple-Nas(4 Votes)
=3 The Beautiful Struggle-Talib Kweli(4 Votes)
=4 D12 World-D12(3 Votes)
=4 Madvillainy-Madvillain(3 Votes)
=4 No Said Date-Masta Killa(3 Votes)
=4 Shades of Grey-Braille(3 Votes)
=4 The Tipping Point-The Roots(3 Votes)
=5 Die Rugged Man Die-R.A. The Rugged Man (2 Votes)
=5 I Miss the Hip Hop Shop-Proof (2 Votes)
=5 Keep Right-KRS One (2 Votes)
=5 Kiss of Death-Jadakiss (2 Votes)
=5 Legacy of Blood-Jedi Mind Tricks (2 Votes)
=5 Mirror Music-Wordsworth (2 Votes)
=5 MM Food-MF Doom (2 Votes)
=5 My Own Worst Enemy-Edo.G & Pete Rock (2 Votes)
=5 Purple Haze-Cam'Ron (2 Votes)
=5 Soul Travellin-Strange Fruit Project (2 Votes)
=5 The Grind Date-De La Soul (2 Votes)
=5 The Red Light District-Ludacris (2 Votes)
=5 Welcome Back-Ma$e (2 Votes)

and now for my list from 2005 pick your favourites or nominate any album/s I've missed
****Please Star so others can find this and contribute Thanks!!!****

The List...
1988-Blueprint
A Healthy Distrust-Sage Francis
A Piece of Strange-Cunninlynguists
After Taxes-Sheek Louch
All Bets Off-Juice
All or Nothing -Fat Joe
Already Platinum-Slim Thug
Archtype-Tonedeff
AWOL-AZ
Bang for the Buck-Ugly Duckling
Be-Common
Beauty and the Beat-Edan
Black Candles-Chief Kamachi and the Juju Mob
Black Dialogue-The Perceptionists
Black Market Miltia-Black Market Miltia
Breaking Kayfabe-Cadence Weapon
Califormula-Ellay Khule
Carter II-Lil Wayne
Chain Letters-Supastition
Change-Self Scientific
Chapter 7-Copperpot
Chemistry-Buckshot & 9th Wonder
Classic-Living Legends
Confessions of a Ghostwriter-Skillz
Constant Evolution-Mum's the Word
Da Allnighta-The Primeridian
Dark Day-Qwel and Jackson Jones
Deadlivers-Greyskul
Demon Days-Gorillaz
Distortion-Rev Run
Downtown Science-Blockhead
Duets-Notorious B.I.G.
Evolution Fight-Cyne
Experience and Education-Sadat X
Eydollartree-Blood of Abraham
Fast Cars, Danger, Fire and Knives-Aesop Rock
Fast Money-Birdman
Fear of a Black Tangent-Busdriver
Feast or Famine-Reef the Lost Cauze
Feelin' Earatik-Earatik Statik
Felt 2 : A Tribute to Lisa Bonet-MURS and Slug
Fire and Glory-Kardinal Offishal
Fly School Reunion-Giant Panda
Fort Europa-Loop Troop
God vs Satan-Jakki tha Motamouth
Good Music-Lone Catalysts
Grand Caravan to the Rim of the World-3 Melancholy Gypsies
Grandmasters-DJ Muggs vs RZA
Gunslinger-B Real
Happy Holidays-Reks
Hell's Winter-Cage
Home Sweet Home-Kano
Hurry Up and Wait-Hezekiah
I do what I do-Kev Brown
I'm a Hustla-Cassidy
Institutionalized-Ras Kass
Late Registration-Kanye West
Let the Truth be Told-Z-Ro
Lets Get It : Thug Motivation-Young Jeezy
Long Story Short-One Block Radius
Lost-Cool Calm Pete
Lost and Found-Will Smith
Midriff Music-Josh Martinez
Mind Control-Canibus
Modal Soul-Nujabes
Molesting Hip Hop-Majik Most
Monkey Bars-Sean Price
Monkey Business-Black Eyed Peas
Mouse and the Mask-Danger Doom
Mr.Moovsumthin'-Priest the Nomad
National Anthem -The Away Team
O.G. Bobby Johnson-Tame One
Object in Motion-Dagha
Orange Moon over Brooklyn-Pumpkinhead
Path to Relief-Median
Poor People's Day-Bigg Jus
Project Mayhem-L.E.G.A.C.Y.
P's and Q's -LMNO
Raise it Up-Homeless Derilex
Reprogram-Boom Bap Project
Right About Now-Talib Kweli
S.O.N.O.G.R.A.M.-One Be Lo
Same Shit Different Day-Lyrics Born
Savage Life-Webbie
Scars and Memories-MF Grimm
Scatter Brain-Braille
Shifting Gears-Z-Trip
Shooting the Breeze-Maker
Sings the Blues-Pigeon John
Sleepers-Big Pooh
Slum Village-Slum Village
Smoke and Mirrors-O.C.
Snake Eyes-Scaramanga
Spirit of 94-Kaze and 9th Wonder
Squirrel and the Aces-Cesar Comanche
St Marxmen-M.O.P.
Starchild-O.C.
State of the Arts-Afu-Ra
Stereo : The Evolution of Hiprocksoul-4th Avenue Jones
Stone Soup-Qwel
Sunday's Chicken-The Pacifics
Teamwork-Statik and Nat Ill
Tek n Steele Reloaded-Smif n Wessun
Telicatessan-Rob Sonic
The 12th Man-High and Mighty
The Art of One Mind-Symbolyc and Illmind
The B.Coming-Beanie Sigel
The Best Damn Rap Show-Vast Aire and Mighty Mi
The Black Rob Report-Black Rob
The Cookbook-Missy Elliott
The Craft-Blackalicious
The Day After-Twista
The Desired Effect-Moka Only
The Documentary-The Game
The Dusty Foot Philosopher-K'naan
The Emcees Propoganda-Jin
The Find-Ohmega Watts
The Foundation-Geto Boys
The Great Potato Famine-Ambidex
The Hear After-J-Live
The L.J's-Likwit Junkies
The Loneliest Punk-Fatlip
The Massacre-50 Cent
The Massacre-50 C
Yeah Kanye, I mean don't get me wrong there were ok albums in '05 but Late Registration is one of the best of all time ... ALL TIME
@ Level 8 - You are correct I'll add yours and anyone elses vote to the 2000 list for Blood of Abraham.
@ Osirus 3030

I've added your votes for
A Long Hot Summer
and
MM Food to 2004.
@ Huey 42 - Is your second one the Insight album where he has six emcees persona's because I meant to list that one. Good Choice!
Votes are in and here are the results :

1-S.O.N.O.G.R.A.M.-One Be Lo(11 Votes)
2-Be-Common (7 Votes)
3-The Minstrel Show-Little Brother(6 Votes)
=4- A Piece of Strange-Cunninlynguists (5 Votes)
=4- Grandmasters-DJ Muggs vs RZA (5 Votes)
=4- Mouse and the Mask-Danger Doom (5 Votes)
=4- The Documentary-The Game
(5 Votes)
5-Late Registration- Kanye (4 Votes"Sorry Kanye")
=6- Archetype-Tonedeff (3 Votes)
=6- Carter II-Lil Wayne (3 Votes)
=6- Monkey Bars-Sean Price (3 Votes)
=6- Orange Moon over Brooklyn-Pumpkinhead (3 Votes)
=7- AWOL-AZ (2 Votes)
=7- Beauty and the Beat-Edan
=7- Black Dialogue-The Perceptionists
=7- Hell's Winter-Cage
=7- Modal Soul-Nujabes
=7- State of the Arts-Afu-Ra
=7- The B.Coming-Beanie Sigel
=7- The Craft-Blackalicious
=7- The Dusty Foot Philosopher-K'naan
=7- The Emcees Propoganda-Jin

2006 coming up soon.

I vote for S.O.N.O.G.R.A.M.

Also, Right About Now is a mixtape, idk if that matters or anything...

2009-11-19 02:43:54 by ΨĐ®åь1-RIP Uncle Howie

Price: $49.95 $29.95

Label tapes are simple to load
Small size makes it perfect for travel
Lightweight and durable construction

eco friendly. automatic light turn off. ice/vending machines. braille. laundry room. hispeeed web access/ wifi free. indoor pool, jacuzzi ect... and rooftop pool for vip. smoke free 100%.pets allowed plus a fee. free local calls. ac and heat. hand held steamer in walk in closet. minifridge/sink/minibar. wake up calls. 6 elevators and 6 staircases. 5 storys. room prive range from 169-5,000 dollars a night.. free toothpast, brushes, lint brushes, slippers, tea, coffee, ect.. electronic in room safe. alermclock radio. hairdryers. voicemail/speakerphone. parking fee 5 dollars a night par car. wallmounter flat screen. jetted tub. rainshower. room service that costs money. towesl hot and cold/rags. clean bedding. coffee maker. high quality sheets and mattress. stone floors. keyless entry. 2 indoor pool areas on ground floor. notepad and pen. vegan takeout restraunt. hangers/walk in closets. continental breakfast free.

ANYTHING ELSE???????????????

you forgot the kitchen sink

2009-05-18 14:17:26 by Xscene

Embosses on 3 8 or 1 2 labeling tape
Spanish replacement dial for Reizen Braille Labeler
Head features both Braille and regular print in Spanish

-If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
-When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
-If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
-When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
-Why do they put Braille on Drive-Up ATM machines?
-If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down, what happens when you tie a piece of toast to a cats back?
-Why is bra singular and panties plural?
-If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you
supposed to open it and use it?
-If Peanut Butter cookies are made from peanut butter, what are
Girl Scout cookies made of?
-When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
-What was going through the mind of the first person ever to pull on a cow's udder?
-Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind? (Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?)
-If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
-Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?
-Remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
-You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
-When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
-Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
-Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?
-If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
-If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
-If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
-If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

If olive oil is made out of olives, and vegetable oil is made out of vegetables...what is baby oil made out of?

2006-07-31 11:58:34 by mike88

If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother

wash his hands with soap?

* If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill

himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

* Is there another word for synonym?

* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

* Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

* Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

* If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right

to remain silent?

* Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

* How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

* Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

* Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

* Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste

funny?

* What was the best thing before sliced bread?

* Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do a

"practice?"

* When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on

their signs?

* When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant

to be thrown away?

* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

* Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

* What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an

endangered plant?

* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

* Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid

someone will clean them?

* If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

* If a man falls in the forest, does a tree hear it?

* Does a mother hen tell her chicks bugs taste like chicken?

* Why do you park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway?

those are pretty cool you dont have to be a rocket sciencetist to figure some of these out but they are very amuseing by the way what wasd your question about them

2006-09-29 09:32:45 by Tiftif