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I have a $550 budget for the yellow pages this year for my Pizzeria business in Portland ME. I have 2 choices.?
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cont. 1.Run a full page add with Fair Point (used to be Verizon and strictly covers Portland Maine and a few surrounding towns) for $550 a month and not run an add with the Talking Phone Book ( a fairly new book that's been around for about 7 years and covers mainly Portland, but also Bidderford and Saco along with surrounding towns) or 2. Run a business card size add for $220 a month with Fair Point and a full page add with the Talking Phone Book for $280 a month, which equals $500 a month. If anyone reading this is familiar with these phone books please advise me which would be a better investment?


I am not familiar with those particular phone books. But I am familiar with ordering pizza. Most of the people ordering your pizza will be in your neighbourhood not surrounding towns. Also personally I look more at the larger Yellow Pages ads, not the teeny little ones. So my choice would be the big ad, option 1.

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Is this good writing potential? It's short but I'm tying hard (38 book pages) I'm 13 takes place in 2007?

Chapter One. The Beging
Stella Calamarie. The hottest girl to walk thoose halls. She was perfect. Well to the guys she was but, they all knew too well that she was a target that was so un-touchable it was like a force field surrounded her. She had the hair, skin, and guy to make her life look as if it came out of this month’s issue of "people magazine." That’s how she liked it. Her hairstyle was Mr.Rousici. Straight out of beauty school he began with Madonna. Then he retired. From Madonna to Stella. Her Face and Complete body wash was imported straight from Spain, it was called "Siempre limpio." This, in English would translate to “Forever Clean." Her guy was Cam. Cam Daxion. Or as the guys would call him "Dax." Cam was on the basketball team. A center. With his dirty blonde shaggy hair that covered his eyes. A six pack that everyone thought came natural, except the beholder of them. His eyes where Grayish-Blue with a tint of silver. Stella and he had been dating scince 3rd grade. They were both each others First Kiss and First night out. They were what had seemt to be perfect.




Chapter Two. The Main Hallway in the "EasterWood Building"
When Stella Calamarie was walking down the halls everyone new that age didn't matter anymore all that did was that you stayed out of the way. She was applying her favorite makeup line. "Slut Proof." She was in the middle of doing her cover-up when she tripped. The next thing she new she had in her had a broken bottle of Yellow Medium Coulor 1, and her entire face was cover by a goop of Yellow-Brownish Glue on her total face. She stood up in her obviously ruined outfit to the laughing of 18 year old juniors. She yelled with the best comeback she could. Her frazzled brain didn't care about it all it did was finding out who caused this and give her the opposite of heaven.



Chapter Three. Rooms 220-276 & Kate Tistelles Room
Kate Tistelle ran through the halls, knowing she knocked someone over made her feel bad but she could live with it. For now. She mostly wanted to find her Social Skills class. On her way she saw a girl making a beeline to the bathrooms. She thought about going to help, and then the bell rang. Kate ran to class room 257. After Class was over she was done for the day. She went to her dorm. It was amazing. Top of the line tempurpedic bed, full fridge, and the best look on campus and the boys’ dorm.


Chapter Four. Stella Calamaries Room. The Grand Suite.
It was noon. Stella grabbed her LG EnV out of the pocket in her clinique bag. She pressed new message. Then Send To. Lastly she typed Cam Daxion. Next she wrote the longest message she'd wrote in her life. It ended with a "I'm sorry it has to end this way, I just think we're better separated." ;) I'm verry happy you agree""TaaTaa from Stellaaa!" She pressed send. The vibe she'd had from third grade to her junior year was gone.


Chapter Five. Kate Tistelles Room
When Kate heard the loudest screech since her baby brother was born she freaked. She looked over the balcony and saw nothing. A few minutes later she found the culprit. Whoever it was that screamed was now crying, to be exact it was bawling. Holding his phone, Cam Daxion was the bawler. Stella was the love of his life. Actually, he was planning on marrying her. 13 straight years of his love life was gone. What had happened? Where was he going? He screamed Help and Kate answered. She she talked with the most adoring tone. Cam wouldn't have cared if she would have screamed. Unless, she was screaming something like "Stella Loves You" or "It was an accident." But, she didn't what she did say was so simple yet predictable it was like it can out of a book. She said "What's Wrong?" Cam answered with such an un-believable voice you almost had to hold back the laughing."I'm fine. It's nothing?" Kate knew it was a lie. With her caring attitude she couldn't just let it go. She got on her phis with the suspicion that this was going to a long night.



Chapter Six. The Boys Dorm front desk & Cam Daxion Room.
She ran over to the mystery boys’ dorm building. She asked the lady at the front desk if they knew who was on the 3rd floor 7th room from the left. They Said Cam Daxion. Thanks she said and went on her merry way. Once she found his room she knocked in an innocent little girl way. Cam asked "If your names Stella Calamarie then leave. If its not then the doors open." Kate walked in. Without a word being said she walked over the mystery boy and laid her head on his shoulder. As he cried they hugged. It secretly made Cam happy. They sat there for an hour. Cam finally composed himself and dared his shy personality to talk. While trying to gather his courage, he got beat to it by Kate. She said "I'm Kate. And you are?" Cam said "Hi Kate, I'm Cam." Kate said "Hi, so why where you crying?" Cam talked in a whisper tone and looked around as if they’re spies in the room, though it was obvious they’re, “Ok fine, can you keep a secret?" "Yes, b
if you want to read the rest it is posted on - libbiaswritings.webs.com


Your good with your characters... I liked the way you described the girl in the first chapter.

How does one part of a chick's body (e.g., her butt) get huge, way out of proportion, in only 1-2 years?

There's a woman, neighbor of mine, pretty sure late 20's, maybe early 30's at oldest, not tall, maybe 5'3" to 5'5". Nice face, nice torso, nice DD breasts, nice arms, nice legs from the bottom of her skirt's hem line down to the ground...

But she has a humongous butt! It looks like she has the SD metro phone book in her back pockets, white pages on one side, yellow pages on the other, turned sideways. Damn!

She had a baby 2 1/2 years ago, but lost the extra weight right after. Two years ago or less, her rear was nice too, her proportions were fine, head to toe. She was hot.

But the other day I followed her up a flight of stairs, and I thought good god man, does she have a couple of bulldogs fighting in those jeans, or what?

It's now a little hard for me to talk to her, can't shake the size of her mega-wide-glide from my head. I want to ask if some medical condition is inflating her bum... Bet I wouldn't have to worry about talking to her anymore, if I asked her that.
therese A:
Well... sort of shallow, but I'm neither doing her, nor trying to, so I'm not sure it's a factor here... It's just the shock value, I've never seen such a drastic change, nor a single part so far out of proportion. If I understood what was going on with it I could probably move on... Problem is, I really doubt she wants to talk about it, she'll be some combination of hurt, angry or embarassed...

It's just all so strange, I don't know what else to talk about. I get a vague sense that she is in denial to some degree. If she can't come to grips with this very visible abnormality, how can I?


I got a butt out of nowhere! BAM, it was there lol Not HUGE though
Also her having a baby could of helped a bit, even though she did lose the baby weight, having a baby makes your hips bigger which makes more room for a booty.

how can i start a carpet cleaning business with the least investment.?

please only answer this if you have started one and have made it a success where you could quit your day job.here is what i need to know.
1.what equipment do i need.and where can i learn how to use it.
2.can i compete against the big franchises without 2 page yellow page ads like theirs.
3.i really dont want to invest in a truck mount right now, is a good portable unit with heater good enough to make some money on the side till im ready to buy a bigger unit.
4.does anybody know anything about the rotovac unit.
5.what is the cheapest way that actually works to get some part-time business.
6.what portable units do you recommend.
7.any other advice would be appreciated.
8.what about adding tile and grout cleaning to my business, there is hardly anyone advertised in the phone book.

please email me any advice you have my yahoo address is tdcmf@yahoo.com
thanks so much
i would really like to talk to someone on the phone also if you were willing to give me a helping hand to start


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I went on line to check out bankruptzy laws and eiliblity?

what i thought was a calulator method .. like they use on the credit cards to see how long it would take to pay off was something else.. after i fill in the blanks.. 3 min later someone called me from the site.. so ok.. i wanted a few questions answered.. so the next day some one from the law office called to set up a appt.. i was talking to a freind of mine going through same thing..well she was interested as well.. because the admount the quoted me to file was 200 less than hers lawyer.. so he checked in the BBB.. only thing she found was 4 yrs ago the office he worked for closed..i can not find him in the yellow pages and every time we called we get a voice mail.. when i checked with the BBB using his phone or address or the other lawyers names he is working with.. i find nothing..here the thing should i go a hear what he says or cancelle.. and go to the other one in the phone book..how can you tell if they are on the up and up..it seems like the one he worked at 4 yrs ago was a collection agency that went out of business
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Don't throw out your phone book – recycle it! « Eco Women ...

As somone who works for the Yellow Pages in Australia , try contacting your telco provider as well. Chances are they have a program set up already. And hey – one easy way to support local businesses is to use your Yellow Pages. And if you use the Yellow Pages – don’t forget to tell the folks you ring from there that you found their phone number in the Yellow Pages.

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